Ha ha, found these little gems on the net while using my favourite little tool - StumbleUpon. It's a little download thing you can get which gives you a special toolbar with a button where you can stumble upon various websites that you may not find any other way. You rate them according to what you think and you can log your preferences so you get websites which fit your interests...it's good and you can add your own websites so other people get to see them. Anyway, this little list of sayings had me chuckling...enjoy and have a good weekend!
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the
wrong way.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
from http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/serious.htm
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